The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Misty]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

[Barman]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

I've never shat myself! 

[Misty]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

I've never shat myself! 

Apey's text, not mine. ............

shitty knickers. 

[Barman]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

I've never shat myself! 

Apey's text, not mine. ............

shitty knickers. 

They are not shitty! 

[Misty]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

I've never shat myself! 

Apey's text, not mine. ............

shitty knickers. 

They are not shitty! 

  but they are knickers? ......kinky.

[Barman]

Because its BM, they are thinking about putting him to bed now.

 

 

text...."it is BM, he's just shat himself"

I've never shat myself! 

Apey's text, not mine. ............

shitty knickers. 

They are not shitty! 

  but they are knickers? ......kinky.

Pretty ones.... 

[Misty]

do they match your bra?

[Barman]

do they match your bra?

 

[Steve]

  ^


Today we did Bexhill aka Death's waiting room.

But it weren't bad, the weather was pleasant, the people pleasanter, the seagulls soaring spectacularly and we even did their museum to find out about its "Birthplace of British Motor Racing" boast

And then saw someone we haven't seen for 30 years and he's fixing my watch for me 

[Grumpmeister]

a text just came in from Apey. "Nice people so far, like a wedding full of Nicks" 

That does beg the question, what would you call a herd of Nicks? 

[Misty]

a text just came in from Apey. "Nice people so far, like a wedding full of Nicks" 

That does beg the question, what would you call a herd of Nicks? 

catastrophic?

[Grumpmeister]

A catastrophic of Nicks.... 

An armageddon of Nicks.... 

An apocalypse of Nicks.... 

I quite like an armageddon of Nicks because it also describes what the bystanders are likely to do "Armageddon outta here" 

[Misty]

A catastrophic of Nicks.... 

An armageddon of Nicks.... 

An apocalypse of Nicks.... 

I quite like an armageddon of Nicks because it also describes what the bystanders are likely to do "Armageddon outta here" 

oh dear Grump,  not one of your finer moments my love.

[Grumpmeister]

To be fair I've been up and about since 3.30 this morning but even so, if my sense of humour gets much worse I'll end up like BM or Apey 

[Nick]

I am back, like