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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39465 on: March 19, 2015, 10:53:29 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
Well I am not going bum sniffing to find out

CWMBO is an expert on bum sniffing, I shall ask her

 lol: lol:
If she could talk, she would say....."hhhmmm, twiglets.......smells like bum"

Our CWMBO refuses to accept he has a bum, every time something bad happens from "there", he sits up and stares at us like we just did something nasty.  noooo:. (sometimes it is Apey though in fairness...)
lol:

I have asked but CWMBO can't be arsed to reply.  She has shown interest in Twiglets before but no way is she getting any as I fear much bad would happen from there.

So wots special about Hula Hoops? 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39466 on: March 19, 2015, 11:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
Well I am not going bum sniffing to find out

CWMBO is an expert on bum sniffing, I shall ask her

 lol: lol:
If she could talk, she would say....."hhhmmm, twiglets.......smells like bum"

Our CWMBO refuses to accept he has a bum, every time something bad happens from "there", he sits up and stares at us like we just did something nasty.  noooo:. (sometimes it is Apey though in fairness...)
lol:

I have asked but CWMBO can't be arsed to reply.  She has shown interest in Twiglets before but no way is she getting any as I fear much bad would happen from there.

So wots special about Hula Hoops?

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

you can put them on individual fingers!!! like you have to ask.

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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39467 on: March 19, 2015, 11:09:21 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
Well I am not going bum sniffing to find out

CWMBO is an expert on bum sniffing, I shall ask her

 lol: lol:
If she could talk, she would say....."hhhmmm, twiglets.......smells like bum"

Our CWMBO refuses to accept he has a bum, every time something bad happens from "there", he sits up and stares at us like we just did something nasty.  noooo:. (sometimes it is Apey though in fairness...)
lol:

I have asked but CWMBO can't be arsed to reply.  She has shown interest in Twiglets before but no way is she getting any as I fear much bad would happen from there.

So wots special about Hula Hoops?

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

you can put them on individual fingers!!! like you have to ask.
I'll have to get some and try but I think maybe mmyy finggerts are too fatt
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Offline Misty

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39468 on: March 19, 2015, 11:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 11:09:21 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 19, 2015, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 19, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
Well I am not going bum sniffing to find out

CWMBO is an expert on bum sniffing, I shall ask her

 lol: lol:
If she could talk, she would say....."hhhmmm, twiglets.......smells like bum"

Our CWMBO refuses to accept he has a bum, every time something bad happens from "there", he sits up and stares at us like we just did something nasty.  noooo:. (sometimes it is Apey though in fairness...)
lol:

I have asked but CWMBO can't be arsed to reply.  She has shown interest in Twiglets before but no way is she getting any as I fear much bad would happen from there.

So wots special about Hula Hoops?

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

you can put them on individual fingers!!! like you have to ask.
I'll have to get some and try but I think maybe mmyy finggerts are too fatt

 lol: lol: lol:

see how many you can get on the tip of your tongue, at a push I can get 3.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39469 on: March 20, 2015, 07:05:50 AM »
My bum is my best feature angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39470 on: March 20, 2015, 07:07:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 20, 2015, 07:05:50 AM
My bum is my best feature angel1

Talking through it you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39471 on: March 20, 2015, 07:08:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39472 on: March 20, 2015, 07:09:32 AM »
With a comment like that you knew that someone was going to make a comment. I was just there first.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39473 on: March 20, 2015, 07:16:32 AM »
This morning I shall mostly be going to Pafos....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39474 on: March 20, 2015, 07:19:42 AM »
Haircut (Student or Pensioner discount  cloud9:) and then lunch with a 2 year old  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39475 on: March 20, 2015, 05:33:46 PM »
Was out with a 2 year old earlier. I have just found a chocolate button stuck to the seat of my jeans  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39476 on: March 20, 2015, 05:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 20, 2015, 05:33:46 PM
Was out with a 2 year old earlier. I have just found a chocolate button stuck to the seat of my jeans  evil:

Too many jokes...... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39477 on: March 20, 2015, 08:12:53 PM »
 shutup: shutup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39478 on: March 21, 2015, 09:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 20, 2015, 05:33:46 PM
Was out with a 2 year old earlier. I have just found a chocolate button stuck to the seat of my jeans  evil:

Euphemism No. 6,359 . . .       whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39479 on: March 21, 2015, 09:42:11 AM »
Birthday lunch #1 with my mate Chris and the lads :thumbsup:
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