Queued out of Southampton, queued to get off m4 at Swindon, queued all the way to the island where 2 lanes merge into 1 - got to the island to hear the diesel empty alert, so went round the island, back 5 miles, fill up, queued all the way back again. 
Have a drink...
I am.. I found a third of a bottle of red... I am now told that's all there is cos the staff forgot to get some.

Looks like the night I open the present from my previous manager, it is fizzy and had a pink feathery collar... If that was the wrong thing to say...
