The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I seem to be in a windmill in Brigg 

[Baldy]

I seem to be in a windmill in Brigg 

Did you ask what her name was?

[Uncle Mort]

Been to see "The Hobbit - part III" like 

[Nick]

We have hobbits here. It is called the IT department and they sit in the dark and when you go in all their little glittery eyes turn towards you

[Uncle Mort]

My lad's training to be one of them.

[Nick]

They are all called Rob (apart from Darius) and they all have greasy hair. Buy your sprog shampoo 

[Uncle Mort]

Too late I fear.

He uses the spare room for his computer and spends most of his time in there only coming out to be fed, my brother and I have named it the troll cave.

[Nick]

He has gone to the Dark Side. No need to come out to be fed. Just chuck some food through the hatch occasionally

[Barman]

He has gone to the Dark Side. No need to come out to be fed. Just chuck some food through the hatch occasionally

Toast. You can slide it under the door like.... 

[Nick]

He has gone to the Dark Side. No need to come out to be fed. Just chuck some food through the hatch occasionally

Toast. You can slide it under the door like  LL does for me.... 

 

[Barman]

He has gone to the Dark Side. No need to come out to be fed. Just chuck some food through the hatch occasionally

Toast. You can slide it under the door like  LL does for me.... 

 

 

[Steve]

Too late I fear.

He uses the spare room for his computer and spends most of his time in there only coming out to be fed, my brother and I have named it the troll cave.

On the other hand he may end up very rich, some people will spend serious money to get their Picnics sorted

Today I have been winning our 10 pin bowling league championship    Sadly no munny or bottle of booze but a cheap trophy fashioned from purest bakelite with my name misspelt is promised.

[Uncle Mort]

Today I have been winning our 10 pin bowling league championship    Sadly no munny or bottle of booze but a cheap trophy fashioned from purest bakelite with my name misspelt is promised.

 


Stick it in the VP trophy room.

[Steve]

Today I have been winning our 10 pin bowling league championship    Sadly no munny or bottle of booze but a cheap trophy fashioned from purest bakelite with my name misspelt is promised.

 


Stick it in the VP trophy room.

  If I ever get it.

Hopefully the VP trophy room is somewhat more secure than the Red Bull trophy room 

[boogs]

Nice one Steve 



I have had enough of this crimbo thing     I have not stopped for ages even lost track of the days

I have 10 mins before the next round .