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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34590 on: May 09, 2014, 09:00:34 AM »
Up in the mountains, usually a gorgeous venue, we are surrounded by fog and rain. Stuck the wedding reception in the breakfast room, also been told by hotel owner to keep it down cos we will be joined by hotel guests for dinner soon. Clusterfuck I believe is the word.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34591 on: May 10, 2014, 12:35:17 AM »
Well after 20 guest kicked the crap out of 3 staff (hospital job) ..all was good ...getting too old for this shit........... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34592 on: May 10, 2014, 06:50:40 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34593 on: May 10, 2014, 07:48:11 AM »
Well after 20 guest kicked the crap out of 3 staff (hospital job) ..all was good ...getting too old for this shit........... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34594 on: May 10, 2014, 11:59:27 AM »
Well after 20 guest kicked the crap out of 3 staff (hospital job) ..all was good ...getting too old for this shit........... noooo:

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And can we guess their nationality?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34595 on: May 10, 2014, 01:09:09 PM »
Saw a waste bin in Nottingham earlier with an "Out of Order" sign on it  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34596 on: May 10, 2014, 01:24:57 PM »
Well after 20 guest kicked the crap out of 3 staff (hospital job) ..all was good ...getting too old for this shit........... noooo:

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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

And can we guess their nationality?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34597 on: May 10, 2014, 01:36:30 PM »
Saw a waste bin in Nottingham earlier with an "Out of Order" sign on it  rubschin:
How close to the kerb did you have to drive in order to read it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34598 on: May 10, 2014, 01:38:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34599 on: May 10, 2014, 01:42:25 PM »
Saw a waste bin in Nottingham earlier with an "Out of Order" sign on it  rubschin:
How close to the kerb did you have to drive in order to read it?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34600 on: May 10, 2014, 01:45:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34601 on: May 10, 2014, 02:03:27 PM »
Saw a waste bin in Nottingham earlier with an "Out of Order" sign on it  rubschin:
How close to the kerb did you have to drive in order to read it?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34602 on: May 10, 2014, 02:04:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34603 on: May 10, 2014, 04:52:08 PM »
Saw a waste bin in Nottingham earlier with an "Out of Order" sign on it  rubschin:
How close to the kerb did you have to drive in order to read it?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34604 on: May 10, 2014, 05:05:05 PM »
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