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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34455 on: April 30, 2014, 10:42:06 AM »
Need a beer ....went to the bank to deposit a cheque in Miss T's name in Miss T's account (she is sick in bed ) ...new bint behind the counter asks is this a joint account ....the usual staff said it was OK coz they knew me .....FFS I was depositing money.... Banghead  and no it wasn't fortunes.....roll on vino time... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34456 on: April 30, 2014, 10:47:48 AM »
Need a beer ....went to the bank to deposit a cheque in Miss T's name in Miss T's account (she is sick in bed ) ...new bint behind the counter asks is this a joint account ....the usual staff said it was OK coz they knew me .....FFS I was depositing money.... Banghead  and no it wasn't fortunes.....roll on vino time... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34457 on: April 30, 2014, 10:49:43 AM »
Need a beer ....went to the bank to deposit a cheque in Miss T's name in Miss T's account (she is sick in bed ) ...new bint behind the counter asks is this a joint account ....the usual staff said it was OK coz they knew me .....FFS I was depositing money.... Banghead  and no it wasn't fortunes.....roll on vino time... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34458 on: April 30, 2014, 11:02:17 AM »
Need a beer ....went to the bank to deposit a cheque in Miss T's name in Miss T's account (she is sick in bed ) ...new bint behind the counter asks is this a joint account ....the usual staff said it was OK coz they knew me .....FFS I was depositing money.... Banghead  and no it wasn't fortunes.....roll on vino time... noooo:

Lidl SuperLager!  Thumbs:

Wassup with misty...?

Not sure ..... rubschin:  might be a doctor trip......

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She is up now and will explain....

Plumbing problems then.....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34459 on: April 30, 2014, 11:05:46 AM »
Need a beer ....went to the bank to deposit a cheque in Miss T's name in Miss T's account (she is sick in bed ) ...new bint behind the counter asks is this a joint account ....the usual staff said it was OK coz they knew me .....FFS I was depositing money.... Banghead  and no it wasn't fortunes.....roll on vino time... noooo:

Lidl SuperLager!  Thumbs:

Wassup with misty...?

Not sure ..... rubschin:  might be a doctor trip......

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She is up now and will explain....

Plumbing problems then.....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34460 on: April 30, 2014, 11:10:41 AM »
I think its trapped wind in my ribcage, thought i was actually having a heart attack yesterday. absolutely killing me.  sad32:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34461 on: April 30, 2014, 11:14:32 AM »
I think its trapped wind in my ribcage, thought i was actually having a heart attack yesterday. absolutely killing me.  sad32:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34462 on: April 30, 2014, 11:17:37 AM »
I think its trapped wind in my ribcage, thought i was actually having a heart attack yesterday. absolutely killing me.  sad32:

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Go and see the quackter silly gerl.....  NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34463 on: April 30, 2014, 11:31:50 AM »
I think its trapped wind in my ribcage, thought i was actually having a heart attack yesterday. absolutely killing me.  sad32:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34464 on: April 30, 2014, 03:44:08 PM »
I think its trapped wind in my ribcage, thought i was actually having a heart attack yesterday. absolutely killing me.  sad32:

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Go and see the quackter silly gerl.....  NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34465 on: April 30, 2014, 05:25:04 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34467 on: May 01, 2014, 10:10:01 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34468 on: May 01, 2014, 10:11:49 AM »
Off to my committee meeting....  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where am I today?" thread
« Reply #34469 on: May 01, 2014, 10:13:44 AM »
Off to my commitment hearing....  evil:

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