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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30420 on: October 29, 2013, 12:30:08 PM »
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I am back from Pafos like....  Thumbs:

Have you been away?

Yes, to Pafos like... ::)

You should have told us when you went, then we could pretend to have missed you.  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30421 on: October 29, 2013, 12:32:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30422 on: October 29, 2013, 02:37:41 PM »
Praise the Lord, my trousers are saved  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30423 on: October 29, 2013, 02:45:53 PM »
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Praise the Lord, my trousers are saved  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30424 on: October 29, 2013, 02:48:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30425 on: October 29, 2013, 03:24:48 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30426 on: October 29, 2013, 03:36:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30427 on: October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30428 on: October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30429 on: October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30430 on: October 29, 2013, 03:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo

Has he got a dose........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30431 on: October 29, 2013, 03:50:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo

Has he got a dose........ rubschin:

 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30432 on: October 29, 2013, 03:51:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo

Has he got a dose........ rubschin:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30433 on: October 29, 2013, 04:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo

Has he got a dose........ rubschin:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Of the flu......... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30434 on: October 29, 2013, 04:09:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 04:02:02 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Landlady on October 29, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....

As it a bank holiday (bank holiday happy002 ) shouldn't you and LL be nursing mahoosive hangovers?  Don't tell me that you are letting the side down.  Or did I read somewhere that you are a beer free zone at the moment.

Correct Miss C  Shocked:

The neighbour has just bought around a bottle of thank you vino and himself has plunged it straight into the top cupboard stating

''As we're not drinking we won't be needed that''

Seems I'm on the 7UP tonight then  sad24:

My abstinence didn't stop you tipping collapso down your throat yesterday.... ::)

Zip it oh righteous one or I'll get my chocolate moose to come butt you  eveilgrin: and all the others who laughed at my tiny typo

Has he got a dose........ rubschin:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Of the flu......... whistle:

No!  evil:
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