. . .'Tweren't SWWLTTSMBO wot got shit-canned, 'twere a colleague that she now has to find someone to do the work of . . .
And they're in charge of educating the next generation!
Good, sort of and

I've seen redundancy programmes too many times, picked too many names, even been made redundant myself and I've never seen one go well and have seen some stupid cock-ups. As an HR lead once said to me "you never want to get good through practice" And then he went in the same cycle.
About the only constants I've seen are that if your face really fits someone will usually make sure you are safe and if your face doesn't then someone will definitely make sure you go.
Someone pour Boogs a drink on my slate to celebrate her surviving