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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10155 on: May 16, 2011, 09:01:57 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2011, 06:40:10 PM
No, I gave her a lift home  angel1

You know where she lives ............. eyes:

Stalker alert!  eeek:

Either that or she is a Black Widow getting ready for her next victim.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10156 on: May 17, 2011, 08:40:46 AM »
The alcoholic liverpudlian dickhead ( that was sacked by us and reinstated on appeal  evil: ) has just turned up for work looking like he has had 7 bells of shit kicked out of him. He wasn't in yesterday.

He says he tripped on a kerbstone  noooo: .

We have an external auditor coming tomorrow to check over some stuff and he is due to be interviewed.......everyone in the team is taking the piss out of him and posting pictures from Lord of the Rings on his desk as he looks remarkably similar now  noooo:

He is such a ****





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10157 on: May 17, 2011, 01:44:27 PM »
The alcoholic liverpudlian dickhead

 rubschin:

I inclined to ask if there's any other sort.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10158 on: May 17, 2011, 02:16:23 PM »
Off to Winchester shortly
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10159 on: May 17, 2011, 02:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2011, 02:16:23 PM
Off to Winchester shortly

Cutbacks? 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10160 on: May 17, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »
I appear to be in Rye.
On a 4 poster bed.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10161 on: May 17, 2011, 03:46:39 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10162 on: May 17, 2011, 04:55:42 PM »
Quote from: tel on May 17, 2011, 03:44:54 PM
I appear to be in Rye.
On a 4 poster bed.

A really nice place to be
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10163 on: May 17, 2011, 05:11:22 PM »
Quote from: tel on May 17, 2011, 03:44:54 PM
I appear to be in Rye.
On a 4 poster bed.

There are 4 of us posters on one bed  eeek: - It's a VP orgy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10164 on: May 17, 2011, 07:18:00 PM »
 lol: lol: I notice that tel has not replied maybe someone has tied him to the posters. confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10165 on: May 17, 2011, 07:19:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 17, 2011, 07:18:00 PM
lol: lol: I notice that tel has not replied maybe someone has tied him to the posters. confused:

He's not tied to me...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10166 on: May 17, 2011, 07:20:20 PM »
Baldy prolly  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10167 on: May 17, 2011, 07:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2011, 07:20:20 PM
Baldy prolly  ;)

Baldy and apc haven't been around for a while....  rubschin:

or Nick....  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10168 on: May 17, 2011, 07:26:13 PM »
Case proven Columbo  happy088

Rye foursome post frenzy  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10169 on: May 17, 2011, 07:29:42 PM »
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Case proven Columbo  happy088

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Disgusterous!  sick2:
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