THAT has NEVER been said to me...EVER! 
The first four werds have been yelled at me regulary mind, usually followed by shit grief or heartache. 
I'm going to celebrate that by opening up a new bottle of Glenfiddich. Cheers! 
Cos you make I laugh ever so much ...even when you are in full flow of uncontained rage
I often sit at work / home and read some of yours ( and others here) postings and have to stifle my giggles