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Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« on: July 02, 2007, 06:55:41 AM »
A fact of life for many males over fifty seems to be an enlarged prostate gland. Not only a nuisance, but literally, a pain in the arse. Its symptoms are discomfort and burning sensations, delayed and interrupted flow, frequent urination and if untreated, constant dribbling and incontinance. Those are the benign symptoms ... before the nasty "C" word comes in and this normally maneagable complaint turns into "life threatening".

I have been its victim for about fifteen years and have tried verious remedies and medication, While some seem to alleviate the condition, nothing cures; the only urologist  advised option being surgery, with a catheter aided post operative period of one to three weeks. (They say)

The fact is, from conversation with quite a few patients, it's not always that simple. Some have compained of several weeks of post op infections and very slow healing ... Some, almost gothic horror stories of loss of libido and ongoing incontinance.

Since I do not relish the prospect of having a Black and Decker shoved down my dick and all the other appliances, I have opted for the mediacation route, and am happy to report that although the problem is still there, IT IS GETTING BETTER and I may now get a good night's sleep without interruption on most nights.

Prostatitis is a curse for many mature men, and as I am still willing to learn, is there anyone out there with alternative experience to share?     scared2:

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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 10:17:52 AM »
Too much information.
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 10:20:07 AM »
FWIW Moz, I've had a couple of run-ins with the prostate.  Both time diagnosed as Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia which is basically an annoyed and inflamed prostate.  Gives all the symptoms you describe - the worst of which is trying for half an hour to piss while desperate!

Both times it cleared up of its own accord after a week or two.  PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen) tests both times within normal range so no big C in question.  First was 10 years ago, second 5, so I'm half expecting another one soon.

Though, to be fair, I have a sneaking suspicion that it was a very small stone that caused the problems since the last bout stopped quite suddenly.

You have my sympathy - I am reliably informed that orgasms help since they exercise the wretched thing.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 10:20:14 AM »
Too much information.
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 10:21:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692.  msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information. 

Read and learn Nick - it may strike you one day! We're none of us (except the ladies of course - the genuine ones that is) immune from the potential for problems in this area!
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 10:21:44 AM »
No. Having a medical room would just encourage other hypochondriacs, whingers and so on to let it all hang out. I smote him!
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 10:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information.

Read and learn Nick - it may strike you one day! We're none of (except the ladies of course - the genuine ones that is) immune from the potential for problems in this area!

Possibly so, but I don't want to read about it. I have now got my legs crossed becuase of this thread!
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 10:22:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information.
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 10:23:50 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 10:24:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information.
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint.
How about women?s problems though?  noooo:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2007, 10:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10428#msg10428 date=1183371704
No.  Having a medical room would just encourage other hypochondriacs, whingers and so on to let it all hang out.  I smote him!

Who did you smote? Me? Pourquoi? What did I do to warrant such cavalier treatment?

(goes off to cry in his pint in the corner)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2007, 10:25:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information.
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint.
How about women?s problems though?  noooo:

All psychiatric! evil:
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 10:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692. msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information.
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint.
How about women?s problems though?  noooo:

All psychiatric! evil:
Eeeeek!  scared2:

What will Wenchy say when she gets here????  noooo:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2007, 10:26:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10432#msg10432 date=1183371849
Quote from: Marleys Ghost link=topic=692. msg10430#msg10430 date=1183371760
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692.  msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692.  msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information. 
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint. 
How about women?s problems though?  noooo:

Have you never spent an illuminating evening earwigging the group of women at the table by the window? You'd be amazed at the exchange of information!! Positively makes your eyes boggle!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2007, 10:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692. msg10432#msg10432 date=1183371849
Quote from: Marleys Ghost link=topic=692. msg10430#msg10430 date=1183371760
Quote from: Barman link=topic=692.  msg10425#msg10425 date=1183371614
Quote from: Nick link=topic=692.  msg10422#msg10422 date=1183371472
Too much information. 
Indeed? I moved it out of the saloon but wasn?t sure where else to dump it ? do you think it should go or do we need a medical room for such topics?  sick2:

A top idea sirrah! A medical room would be quite useful - after all, lots of medical stuff routinely gets discussed of a pie and a pint. 
How about women?s problems though?  noooo:

Have you never spent an illuminating evening earwigging the group of women at the table by the window? You'd be amazed at the exchange of information!! Positively makes your eyes boggle!
Makes my stomach turn? They should stand outside with the smokers if they want to talk about that stuff.  noooo:
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