Global warming? My very fat arse.

[GROWLER]

Yea right.
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault.

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE.
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

[Berek]

Pity that poor bugger who died today after getting his foot jammed in a drain, 3 hours watching the water rise around you

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1272135,00.html

[Barman]

Pity that poor bugger who died today after getting his foot jammed in a drain, 3 hours watching the water rise around you

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1272135,00.html

Poor bastard! 

[Anise]

I believe the preferred terminology has switched from global warming to climate change Growler, precisely to cover the situation we're in now.

[GROWLER]

Pity that poor bugger who died today after getting his foot jammed in a drain, 3 hours watching the water rise around you

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1272135,00.html

Yea. Just heard that on the news. That must have been so bloody horrible and terrifying for the poor bloke, watching that water rising around him.
Makes me shudder.

[Barman]

Yea right.
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault.

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE.
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental mentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Hasn?t it always been so?

I remember watching ?Nationwide? with Sue Lawley standing in a dried-up riverbed ? must have been thirty years ago? Next year Sue Lawley standing next to a swollen river? 

Same weather ?cept they?ve found a way of taxing it now. 

[GROWLER]

I believe the preferred terminology has switched from global warming to climate change Growler, precisely to cover the situation we're in now.

OK then, CLIMATE change if those are the words they want to use when it rains.
The climate is constantly changing, sometimes dramatically as it has been doing for several years now, and has done in cycles...as i said previously...over the past 100 million years.
I dare say another full ice age will be upon us within the next million years too, we''ll be wiped out, and the dinasours will once agin roam freely. 

Looking out of the window here on a saturday night, I'd say neanderthal man has alredy arrived.

[Anise]

I believe the preferred terminology has switched from global warming to climate change Growler, precisely to cover the situation we're in now.

OK then, CLIMATE change if those are the words they want to use when it rains.
The climate is constantly changing, sometimes dramatically as it has been doing for several years now, and has done in cycles...as i said previously...over the past 100 million years.
I dare say another full ice age will be upon us within the next million years too, we''ll be wiped out, and the dinasours will once agin roam freely. 
 rubschin:Nowt new there then really.

I am in total agreement Growler. Climate change is just another way for Tone and his cronies to lever more out of the pockets of the workers.

[Darwins Selection]

I'd say neanderthal man has alredy arrived.

Is Berek visiting you? 

[GROWLER]

I'd say neanderthal man has alredy arrived.

Is Berek visiting you? 

[Berek]

I'd say neanderthal man has alredy arrived.

Is Berek visiting you? 

 

[GROWLER]

Anyway, thanks to global bloody warming/climate change/pissing down all day long, I've had to abandon my days werk and earn diddly squat....and NO, it had nowt to do with 'hub caps or car radios either ffs.

[Uncle Mort]

'Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get'

I'll not be drawn any further.  

[Darwins Selection]

Anyway, thanks to global bloody warming/climate change/pissing down all day long, I've had to abandon my days werk and earn diddly squat....and NO, it had nowt to do with 'hub caps or car radios either ffs.

Perish the thought. .

However, I thought your day was to be spent honing your artistic and presentational skills putting together the Growler Enterprises website?

[GROWLER]

Anyway, thanks to global bloody warming/climate change/pissing down all day long, I've had to abandon my days werk and earn diddly squat....and NO, it had nowt to do with 'hub caps or car radios either ffs.

Perish the thought. .

However, I thought your day was to be spent honing your artistic and presentational skills putting together the Growler Enterprises website?

No. Spent the day fixing dodgy light fittings after 2 trips to the light fitting shop, talking shite in here and trying to do some paperwerk.
The website will now be tomorrow....apparently.


The gospel according to St. Mrs GROWLER now informs me that this weather is simply called 'extreme weather'.
Well that's bloody original isn't it....not.


I've rewarded her with a bunch of lentils to munch on for this most fascinating play on words. Useless old fart.

Still, on the bright side, me swamp is now an Ocean!