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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2011, 02:03:37 PM »
I get a call from UPS...

UPS: Mr. barman, we have a parcel for you... come to the police station to collect it.
BM: No, I'm in Larnaca
UPS: How many minutes will it take you top get here?
BM: I won't be there for hours... bring it back tomorrow
UPS: We can't deliver tomorrow - you must come to Limassol to collect it!
BM: No!  evil:
UPS: We leave it at the police station - you can collect it from there!
UPS: (calling back) the police will not accept it
BM: leave it at the restaurant up the road then
UPS:  happy088
BM: collects parcel from restaurant to find he has ordered the wrong fucking part!  Banghead
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2011, 02:04:10 PM »
What a mong I am...  sad32:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2011, 02:09:00 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2011, 02:14:08 PM »
What a mong I am...  sad32:

I couldn't possibly comment.  whistle:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2011, 02:15:44 PM »
BM is an muppet  noooo:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2011, 02:21:05 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2011, 03:35:06 PM »
I have just adopted an elephant  angel1
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2011, 03:36:30 PM »
Free manure for your incredible shrinking plant?
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2011, 03:40:03 PM »
Present for The Boy, express delivery  eveilgrin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2011, 03:40:52 PM »
Mrs Nick will be thrilled! lol:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2011, 04:44:38 PM »
Watch it doesn't stand on Jim...

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2011, 05:04:38 PM »
Adapted it to do what?
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2011, 05:07:08 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2011, 05:08:47 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2011, 05:49:23 PM »
Watch it doesn't stand on Jim...

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