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Offline Nick

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Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« on: June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM »
Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 08:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.

Your imagination may be getting the better of you.
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 08:38:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
. . . she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.
You could get a real experience if Berek will do his rain dance for you then. eyes:
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 08:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 08:38:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.

Your imagination may be getting the better of you.


Having seen a pic of BW (which she posted on here in an unguarded moment and then deleted - but I saved it) I can confirm that that does not look like her. Unfortunately
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 09:03:54 AM »
It was more the crochet dress that the pic was provided for ~ though the contents are admirable.

Anyway ~ billed as Bar Wench v Nick ~ my money's on BW ..... by a submission.
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 09:08:47 AM »


"Library picture. Actual Wenches may vary in size, shape and content."
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 09:11:54 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 09:08:47 AM
"Library picture. Actual Wenches may vary in size, shape and content."


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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 09:31:51 AM »
DS does it again! I applaud him (and his turkeys)

And I see the Wench is now online scared2:
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 09:58:13 AM »
We are not amused!
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 10:11:58 AM »
You see what you have done. She has stood me up now for fear of exposure. Some stuff about washing her hair. Takes me back to my unlucky teens. I have been watching Brief Encounter over and over again for tips. Now DS has ruined it! cry: cry: cry: cry:
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 10:17:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:11:58 AM
You see what you have done. She has stood me up now for fear of exposure. Some stuff about washing her hair. Takes me back to my unlucky teens. I have been watching Brief Encounter over and over again for tips. Now DS has ruined it! cry: cry: cry: cry:
You seem to have misunderstood my inference.

It should be clear to anybody, that I was suggesting that our Wench was poised, slender and oozing with wit and charm, in contrast to the ravaged, silicone-enhanced, vacuous floozy in the picture taken from Nicks "Hookers of Wirral" calendar.
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 10:27:11 AM »
Too late!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2007, 10:36:23 AM »
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2007, 10:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
We are not amused!

Equally unamused or is the left one slightly more mad than the right?

Nick, what are/is self-crotchless clothing?
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Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 02:44:27 PM »
How far away from Epsom do you think you need to be, to be safe?
I should be about 6 miles away.
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