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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11955 on: April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM »



 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11956 on: April 26, 2020, 02:31:18 PM »
Happy to be a donor, but social distancing prevents  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11957 on: April 27, 2020, 05:11:56 AM »
Happy to be a donor, but social distancing prevents  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11959 on: April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM »
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11960 on: April 30, 2020, 09:36:26 AM »
Are you related by any chance Nick?

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‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11962 on: April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11963 on: April 30, 2020, 10:04:09 AM »
Are you related by any chance Nick?

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‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11964 on: April 30, 2020, 10:07:57 AM »
Are you related by any chance Nick?

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‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism

I'm not so sure, until Corona shut everything down she was coining it in with a residency at one of the major Vegas hotel complexes.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11965 on: April 30, 2020, 10:19:11 AM »
Are you related by any chance Nick?

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‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism

I'm not so sure, until Corona shut everything down she was coining it in with a residency at one of the major Vegas hotel complexes.
Amazed, wouldn't cross the road to see her now. 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11966 on: May 01, 2020, 03:11:38 PM »
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11967 on: May 01, 2020, 04:01:51 PM »
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems  noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11968 on: May 01, 2020, 11:03:23 PM »
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems  noooo:

As far as I can tell apart from some mediocre articles his only claim to fame is that he is the person who was responsible for Carl Benjamin being demonitized on Youtube.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11969 on: May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM »
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:
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