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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9705 on: September 03, 2018, 01:07:08 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html

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Damn you cruel fate! Why must you torment us so.....???  Yargh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9706 on: September 03, 2018, 01:08:50 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
Not an Oasis fan then, I guess you think Guigsy played for United

Didn't mind Wonderwall but after listening to a few other tracks and realising they all sounded the same I decided they were a more pretentious, modern day version of Status Quo
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9707 on: September 03, 2018, 01:11:41 PM »
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9708 on: September 03, 2018, 01:37:00 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Damn you cruel fate! Why must you torment us so.....???  Yargh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9709 on: September 03, 2018, 02:34:26 PM »
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...

"It feels like I am missing a part of me"

Indeed so, it was grey and located beween your ears.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9710 on: September 03, 2018, 02:38:43 PM »
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...

"It feels like I am missing a part of me"

Indeed so, it was grey and located beween your ears.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9711 on: September 03, 2018, 08:30:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9712 on: September 03, 2018, 08:57:59 PM »
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9713 on: September 03, 2018, 09:23:42 PM »
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
shocked003 shocked003

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Egad!!! You don't think that's why old Buckethead has ordered one....  Shocked:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9714 on: September 04, 2018, 03:52:01 AM »
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
shocked003 shocked003

Things people will print on those 3D printers

Egad!!! You don't think that's why old Buckethead has ordered one....  Shocked:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9715 on: September 04, 2018, 02:58:18 PM »
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9716 on: September 04, 2018, 02:59:53 PM »
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9717 on: September 04, 2018, 03:12:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9719 on: September 04, 2018, 03:34:43 PM »
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html

 eeek: Not. Clicking.  eeek:
It's OK, don't say more than the URL text does

but  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Well, whatever, nevermind