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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9585 on: July 17, 2018, 07:41:47 AM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:26:07 PM
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9586 on: July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html

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When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9587 on: July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo:

They could have at least made some money by selling them for £500 - £1000 sold as seen or donating them to colleges/universities running mechanics courses and claiming a tax write off.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9588 on: July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9589 on: July 17, 2018, 10:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?

Don't think Cyprus has that many gateposts...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9590 on: July 17, 2018, 11:55:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9591 on: July 17, 2018, 01:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 10:10:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?

Don't think Cyprus has that many gateposts...  noooo:
Well it did before  . . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9592 on: July 20, 2018, 01:13:12 PM »
Let me get this straight, you want to drink the decomposed liquid from inside a 3000 year old sarcophagus?  sick2:

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‘We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.’

I can see the advert now... 'Deadbull give you plague'  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/

Over 100 people have signed up to this already...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9593 on: July 20, 2018, 01:31:06 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2018, 01:13:12 PM
Let me get this straight, you want to drink the decomposed liquid from inside a 3000 year old sarcophagus?  sick2:

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‘We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.’

I can see the advert now... 'Deadbull give you plague'  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/

Over 100 people have signed up to this already...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus
"Dreadbull"   lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9594 on: July 21, 2018, 10:48:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9595 on: July 21, 2018, 11:38:23 AM »
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« Reply #9596 on: July 21, 2018, 12:37:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9597 on: July 21, 2018, 06:07:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9598 on: July 22, 2018, 12:59:08 AM »
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9599 on: July 22, 2018, 04:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 12:59:08 AM
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp

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