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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9570 on: July 13, 2018, 08:20:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9571 on: July 13, 2018, 08:27:53 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5950691/Air-China-jet-plunged-25-000ft-pilot-vaping-cockpit.html

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking..."

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I flew to China with Air China upstairs on a 747-400... No smoking signs everywhere.

As soon as we were off the ground at Heathrow the flight deck door burst open and the crew came out and sparked up!  lol:
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9573 on: July 14, 2018, 04:42:13 PM »
Not so much a headline as an 'I could see this coming a mile off' response to Sadiq Khan giving permission for the Baby Trump balloon.

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https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london

Perhaps I'm being cynical though but something tells me that even if one is built they strangely enough won't get permission to fly it over London...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9574 on: July 14, 2018, 06:16:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9575 on: July 14, 2018, 06:32:14 PM »
I have to admit I'm considering throwing a tenner their way...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9576 on: July 14, 2018, 06:34:38 PM »
Did I really hear that Gerry Adams is cross that someone dared to try to blow him up? Did they get the wrong Gerry Adams, or summat?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9577 on: July 14, 2018, 06:39:11 PM »
Did I really hear that Gerry Adams is cross that someone dared to try to blow him up? Did they get the wrong Gerry Adams, or summat?

If it wasn't for the fact that his grandchildren had been there at the time I'd have been amused by the irony.
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« Reply #9578 on: July 14, 2018, 06:48:01 PM »
I had forgotten that the IRA were so careful about bombing only over--18s ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9579 on: July 14, 2018, 07:45:24 PM »
Don't get me wrong. Personally I think that the shitehawk deserves to be force fed a couple of gallons of nitroglycerin before being thrown off a cliff. Its just unlike the IRA I don't believe in being a coward who targets children, even as collateral damage.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9580 on: July 15, 2018, 10:11:13 AM »
Not so much a headline as an 'I could see this coming a mile off' response to Sadiq Khan giving permission for the Baby Trump balloon.

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https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9581 on: July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM »
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9582 on: July 16, 2018, 11:26:07 PM »
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9583 on: July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9584 on: July 17, 2018, 05:19:42 AM »
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

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