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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9555 on: July 03, 2018, 11:26:19 AM »
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

I get a daily online news digest from The Mail, Express, Times, Guardian, New York Times, FT, Independent, Metro, Reuters, BBC, Fox, Sky and a couple of others.

I work on the basis that if a group of them have covered the same story then the truth is somewhere in between the articles.

Generally for stories of utter stupidity it's easier to take them from the Mail or the Metro.   
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9556 on: July 04, 2018, 09:54:12 AM »
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html

"An academic has been forced to abandon research into how penis size affects a manís life after participants submitted pictures of cartoon characters instead of their genitals."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9558 on: July 04, 2018, 10:08:41 AM »
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9559 on: July 04, 2018, 10:19:54 AM »
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:
Who shall we blame it on?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9560 on: July 04, 2018, 10:20:30 AM »
Boris  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9561 on: July 04, 2018, 10:40:26 AM »
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html

"An academic has been forced to abandon research into how penis size affects a manís life after participants submitted pictures of cartoon characters instead of their genitals."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9563 on: July 04, 2018, 06:57:24 PM »
Boris  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: he is to blame for everyfink
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9564 on: July 10, 2018, 07:12:40 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9565 on: July 11, 2018, 05:43:09 AM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9566 on: July 13, 2018, 07:01:49 PM »
Juncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9567 on: July 13, 2018, 07:12:31 PM »
Druncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?

http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9568 on: July 13, 2018, 07:15:33 PM »
Druncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?

http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig

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Must be another one of those things I'm too young to know about...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9569 on: July 13, 2018, 07:56:47 PM »
As sciatic as a newt methinks
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