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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9540 on: June 25, 2018, 09:10:38 PM »
If people were dumb enough to want to spend £20 for a little bottle of water with a hot dig in it for supposed health benefits, Mr Darwin sir, have you ever considered selling 'miracle turnip water' to the terminally gormless...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/25/someone-selling-hot-dog-water-21-prove-people-will-buy-anything-7657158/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9541 on: June 25, 2018, 11:45:43 PM »
WTF?? Why the hell would you want to stick loads of needles into yourself...  eeek: eeek: eeek:



Mr Darwin sir, I think you've managed to miss a few candidates..  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5883219/Melbourne-BDSM-needleplay-Jilf-stuck-4-7000-needles-partner-art.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9542 on: June 26, 2018, 12:12:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9543 on: June 26, 2018, 03:58:51 AM »
Mentals...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9544 on: June 26, 2018, 05:15:22 PM »
Another parishoner from the Church of Nick...  noooo:

Drive a 2 wheel drive car on to a beach to park it even though there is a car park on the other side of the road behind the photographer...  Banghead

Come to think of it there is a charge for that car park during the season, could this mean there is some poor bastard who is related to both Padlock Pockets AND Nick???  eeek:

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/car-stuck-swanpool-beach-falmouth-1715031
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9545 on: June 26, 2018, 05:19:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9546 on: June 26, 2018, 05:40:58 PM »
In all honesty there seems to be so many parishoners that it may be worth giving them their own thread...  whistle:

After all, if you can have the Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster then you can have the Church of the Ginger Shambles  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9547 on: June 26, 2018, 05:41:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9548 on: June 28, 2018, 04:59:41 AM »
Harperson may be seen as not left wing enough? If this does end up being the case while I won't miss her in the slightest I dread to think what her replacement would be like..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9549 on: June 28, 2018, 06:59:53 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2018, 04:59:41 AM
Harperson may be seen as not left wing enough? If this does end up being the case while I won't miss her in the slightest I dread to think what her replacement would be like..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html
Hartman is OK. Not without flaws but better than 9 out of 10 politicians. Just not a leader

If they deselect her then we could see the Labour Party split gifting Weathervane another 5 years

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9550 on: July 02, 2018, 12:24:44 PM »
Design a new chocolate bar for Cadbury? Sounds like a competition that Miss D could really get her teeth into...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5906399/Cadbury-offers-fans-chance-create-Dairy-Milk-chocolate-bar-time.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9551 on: July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM »
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9552 on: July 02, 2018, 08:03:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9553 on: July 02, 2018, 08:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9554 on: July 03, 2018, 09:20:59 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

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