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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9422 on: May 07, 2018, 08:41:11 PM »
A hundred grand to belt Johnny Depp? Given that he made the offer in front of witnesses I'd have taken a swing...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5700283/Johnny-Depp-attacked-crew-member-day-drinking-smoking-set-new-film.html
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9424 on: May 14, 2018, 08:18:23 AM »
As pies go, they are quite dangerous  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9425 on: May 14, 2018, 08:34:23 AM »
To be fair Nick, in your hands anything is bloody dangerous...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9426 on: May 14, 2018, 08:34:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9427 on: May 14, 2018, 10:27:09 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html

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I see your  facepalm: and raise you a doublefacepalm  Chris Evans on R2 this morning* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out  ::)


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9428 on: May 14, 2018, 12:42:34 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html

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I see your  facepalm: and raise you a doublefacepalm  Chris Evans on R2 this morning* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out  ::)


* I have an excuse


* I heard it too... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9429 on: May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9430 on: May 16, 2018, 07:46:03 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9431 on: May 16, 2018, 08:23:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9432 on: May 16, 2018, 02:36:01 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9433 on: May 16, 2018, 02:37:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9434 on: May 21, 2018, 04:12:42 PM »
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