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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9225 on: February 27, 2018, 07:47:39 AM »
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/

Agreed... ghastly little shit...  cussing:

It's a shame that Mr Darwin sir didn't fork out for those electrified button plates...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9226 on: February 27, 2018, 08:59:28 AM »
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/

Agreed... ghastly little shit...  cussing:
No I think it was pee

Did like that the parents are going to have to compensate.  But I have a better use for that jubillee clip, tighten it round his neck
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9227 on: February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM »
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9228 on: February 27, 2018, 10:57:08 PM »
I'd say  Shocked: but these idiots are becoming commonplace

I'd say shoot them and their tattooists but that's probably the fame they want
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9229 on: February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM »
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html

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I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9230 on: February 28, 2018, 06:13:30 AM »
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9231 on: February 28, 2018, 06:16:19 AM »
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html

Mental...  whacky115

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Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9232 on: February 28, 2018, 08:48:18 AM »
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9233 on: February 28, 2018, 09:19:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9234 on: February 28, 2018, 12:56:51 PM »
Cue Apey with too many jokes about 'Morning Wood'......  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9235 on: February 28, 2018, 01:29:37 PM »
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