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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8926 on: November 16, 2017, 07:08:35 PM »
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8927 on: November 16, 2017, 07:12:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8928 on: November 16, 2017, 07:33:01 PM »
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html

Must have misread Nick's stories about adventures with locks

Is more than a bit  Shocked: though
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8929 on: November 16, 2017, 07:55:12 PM »




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8930 on: November 16, 2017, 07:57:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8932 on: November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8933 on: November 17, 2017, 08:35:52 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html


"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8934 on: November 17, 2017, 08:37:33 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html



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NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8935 on: November 17, 2017, 08:39:28 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html



 noooo:

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?


It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8936 on: November 17, 2017, 08:40:02 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html



 noooo:

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?


It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8937 on: November 17, 2017, 11:32:29 PM »
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

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Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.


Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html


"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8938 on: November 18, 2017, 12:18:54 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .

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A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8939 on: November 18, 2017, 12:49:49 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .

Made even better by
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A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

Snigger




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