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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10890 on: August 23, 2019, 07:57:14 AM »
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Those were the days.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10891 on: August 23, 2019, 08:07:53 AM »
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Those were the days.  noooo:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10892 on: August 23, 2019, 08:38:53 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10893 on: August 23, 2019, 08:40:59 AM »
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person
Yep

Wot BM said, seconded.  Last went there in 2001, no wish to go back at all
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10894 on: August 23, 2019, 08:42:29 AM »
Jesus fucking Christ, no matter where you stand on the state of the Middle East there is no justification at all for the vile vitriolic shite he said about Dan Crenshaw's eye.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50909/dan-crenshaw-crushes-young-turks-commentator-who-amanda-prestigiacomo

As much as a part of me thinks that we should still allow this sickening idiot to exist online so that his bile can be countered there is a much larger part that is all for taking a page out of the left's handbook and gunning for the Young Turks advertisers.
Sounds like a plan.  What a stupid piece of detritus that little shit is
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10895 on: August 23, 2019, 03:56:45 PM »
From today's Times.  The truth about Nottingham

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/scunthorpe-honour-intact-wlfhtskpz

'At his meeting with President Macron yesterday, the PM was keen to praise the links between France and Brexit-supporting Lincolnshire, pointing out that French trains ran on steel tracks made in that county. The history between the two runs deeper. When the Normans invaded, they came first to Nottingham, then called Snotingham. Legend has it that the occupying force struggled with the pronunciation and dropped the S. The invaders were taken aback when this move ended up being so sternly resisted in Lincolnshire, chiefly by the people of Scunthorpe.'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10896 on: August 23, 2019, 11:09:13 PM »
Old McDonald had a workshop?  Banghead

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/youtube-robot-combat-videos-animal-cruelty-a9071576.html

That really helps me feel confident about the future of Youtube automatic censorship...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10897 on: August 24, 2019, 04:04:36 AM »
Old McDonald had a workshop?  Banghead

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/youtube-robot-combat-videos-animal-cruelty-a9071576.html

That really helps me feel confident about the future of Youtube automatic censorship...  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10898 on: August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10899 on: August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

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Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10900 on: August 25, 2019, 04:46:41 AM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

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Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

With the right approach it would be easy to market. 'Apply for the Apple card, the only one that guarantees to save you money because you can't take it anywhere without ruining it'  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10901 on: August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10902 on: August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10903 on: August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10904 on: August 26, 2019, 10:00:08 AM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:
Was this an i-SNAFU?
Well, whatever, nevermind