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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 11:18:27 AM »
I am here - thanks everybody...  cloud9:

No bumps...  noooo:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 12:48:53 PM »
I am here - thanks everybody...  cloud9:

No bumps...  noooo:

Bumps= OK
Mumps=  scared2:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 12:53:21 PM »
I am here - thanks everybody...  cloud9:

No bumps...  noooo:

Bumps= OK
Mumps=  scared2:

Oh I'm OK then ..... I had mumps when I was 4 ~ can't get them again.  whistle:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 01:09:16 PM »
I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much...  noooo:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2009, 01:12:38 PM »
I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much...  noooo:

Lumps then?  That's much worserer scared2:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2009, 01:16:31 PM »
I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much...  noooo:

Lumps then?  That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you!  Banghead












Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement....  whistle:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2009, 01:34:05 PM »
I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much...  noooo:

Lumps then?  That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you!  Banghead












Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement....  whistle:

Humps?

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2009, 01:34:57 PM »
Jolly good...  There is nothing quite like 'excluded lumps' IMHO.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 01:36:01 PM »
I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much...  noooo:

Lumps then?  That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you!  Banghead












Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement....  whistle:

Humps?


Not as often as he would like by all accounts. whistle:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 01:41:32 PM »
No shortage of chumps though.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2009, 02:43:46 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

I have bumps.  eeek:

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 02:45:28 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

I have bumps.  eeek:
Thanks Wenchy! And for my presents like...  cloud9:

Got an e-mail from Cyprus this morning - it seems that goat-in-the-pool season has started again...  whistle:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2009, 02:47:59 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

I have bumps.  eeek:


Pregnant with twins then? eeek:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2009, 02:52:01 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

I have bumps.  eeek:
Thanks Wenchy! And for my presents like...  cloud9:

Got an e-mail from Cyprus this morning - it seems that goat-in-the-pool season has started again...  whistle:

But how can they tell without the binoculars!  lol:

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2009, 02:52:37 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

I never got a thank you for my present like  evil:
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