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The patriot micro chip
« on: May 15, 2009, 11:33:09 AM »
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
 
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
 
When properly installed, it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
 
 
 

It comes in various sizes:







The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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Re: The patriot micro chip
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 12:22:42 PM »
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Re: The patriot micro chip
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 12:23:35 PM »
I can see it  8)
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Re: The patriot micro chip
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Re: The patriot micro chip
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 12:32:54 PM »
I can see it now...  cloud9:
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