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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3345 on: June 24, 2020, 08:36:57 PM »
Little guy knocked on my door this morning. He was only 3 feet tall..........



He says "Hi! I'm the meter man"........ whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3346 on: June 26, 2020, 07:29:39 PM »
Why was the mexican taking valium .........



For Hispanic attacks ............. rubschin:

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« Reply #3347 on: June 27, 2020, 05:18:35 AM »
Why was the mexican taking valium .........



For Hispanic attacks ............. rubschin:

I was going to say AFFS but that was Hispanic buying....  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3348 on: June 27, 2020, 05:49:50 AM »
Why was the mexican taking valium .........



For Hispanic attacks ............. rubschin:

I was going to say AFFS but that was Hispanic buying....  redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3349 on: June 27, 2020, 09:08:13 AM »
Why was the mexican taking valium .........



For Hispanic attacks ............. rubschin:

I was going to say AFFS but that was Hispanic buying....  redface:
Still an Affs really
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3350 on: June 27, 2020, 06:18:58 PM »
Man goes into a bar....

He said i'll have an orange,.........

barman said still orange?



 He said yeah , I haven't changed my mind.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3351 on: June 27, 2020, 08:18:50 PM »
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« Reply #3352 on: June 28, 2020, 05:16:35 AM »
Man goes into a bar....

He said i'll have an orange,.........

barman said still orange?



 He said yeah , I haven't changed my mind.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3353 on: July 01, 2020, 09:08:39 AM »
Took my car into a garage and asked the mechanic “Can you check my brakes?”...

He asked “How long do you have for lunch?”..........

I said “Half an hour.”..........






He said “That seems okay to me.”............ Thumbs:

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« Reply #3354 on: July 01, 2020, 09:23:22 AM »
Took my car into a garage and asked the mechanic “Can you check my brakes?”...

He asked “How long do you have for lunch?”..........

I said “Half an hour.”..........






He said “That seems okay to me.”............ Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3355 on: July 01, 2020, 09:58:01 AM »
Took my car into a garage and asked the mechanic “Can you check my brakes?”...

He asked “How long do you have for lunch?”..........

I said “Half an hour.”..........






He said “That seems okay to me.”............ Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3356 on: July 01, 2020, 12:11:55 PM »
Took my car into a garage and asked the mechanic “Can you check my brakes?”...

He asked “How long do you have for lunch?”..........

I said “Half an hour.”..........






He said “That seems okay to me.”............ Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3357 on: July 01, 2020, 09:37:02 PM »
I surprised my wife last night by dressing up as a dog...


She nearly had a stroke......... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3358 on: July 01, 2020, 10:15:05 PM »
I surprised my wife last night by dressing up as a dog...


She nearly had a stroke......... whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3359 on: July 01, 2020, 11:46:43 PM »
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. ” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation? ” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. ” The accountant baulks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that. ” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute. “. “No, that is still too crude. Try again. ” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer. ” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute? “.............


Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year" !!!!!....................