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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3360 on: July 02, 2020, 04:12:13 AM »
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. ” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation? ” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. ” The accountant baulks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that. ” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute. “. “No, that is still too crude. Try again. ” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer. ” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute? “.............


Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year" !!!!!....................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3361 on: July 02, 2020, 06:03:47 AM »
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. ” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation? ” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. ” The accountant baulks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that. ” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute. “. “No, that is still too crude. Try again. ” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer. ” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute? “.............


Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year" !!!!!....................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3362 on: July 02, 2020, 09:12:01 AM »
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. ” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation? ” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. ” The accountant baulks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that. ” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute. “. “No, that is still too crude. Try again. ” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer. ” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute? “.............


Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year" !!!!!....................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3363 on: July 05, 2020, 12:59:45 PM »
I saw a homeless man dressed as Henry 8th ...

Which was strange .... rubschin:


I always thought Beggars can't be Tudors ...... redface:

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« Reply #3364 on: July 05, 2020, 01:04:19 PM »
I saw a homeless man dressed as Henry 8th ...

Which was strange .... rubschin:


I always thought Beggars can't be Tudors ...... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3365 on: July 08, 2020, 03:29:18 PM »
Me: I have shrunk Doctor. I'm a foot smaller than I was last week, what can I do?..... rubschin:




Dr: I'm afraid you'll just have to be a little patient........... redface:

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« Reply #3366 on: July 08, 2020, 04:46:24 PM »
Me: I have shrunk Doctor. I'm a foot smaller than I was last week, what can I do?..... rubschin:




Dr: I'm afraid you'll just have to be a little patient........... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3367 on: July 08, 2020, 06:43:55 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

amazingly not an Affs (think I first heard that when I was a foot shorter)

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3368 on: July 08, 2020, 06:45:04 PM »
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT.......... rubschin:

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« Reply #3369 on: July 08, 2020, 09:56:52 PM »
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT.......... rubschin:
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« Reply #3370 on: July 09, 2020, 06:12:03 AM »
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT.......... rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3371 on: July 09, 2020, 07:50:16 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3372 on: July 09, 2020, 03:48:27 PM »
What do you do for a living..... ?

I am a spy.......

Why are you dressed as a shepherd........ rubschin:








I am a shepherds spy.......... redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3373 on: July 09, 2020, 03:55:32 PM »
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food ...
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3374 on: July 09, 2020, 06:52:35 PM »
I got pulled over by a female police officer..


When I wound the window down to ask what was wrong she said.......

“NOTHING”........ scared2: