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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 11:25:53 AM »
Theirs or mine  rubschin:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 11:38:34 AM »
Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress.  whistle:
Giving them a good kick up the arse would reduce it even more...  whistle:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 03:41:24 PM »
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 03:54:50 PM »
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 04:05:44 PM »
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 04:10:55 PM »
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:
You are The Earl of Longleat - I claim my 5 prize!  whistle:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 04:30:47 PM »
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:

That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper.  razz:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM »
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:

That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper.  razz:
And you tell the young kids of today that...  noooo:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 06:40:47 PM »
Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning.  redface:

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 06:45:57 PM »
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No coincidence that you have new cushions in the house TMR   rubschin:

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 03:50:53 AM »
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:


Here's three
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 04:59:32 PM »
Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning.  redface:

Bingo? Ginger?  sad24: They were my cousins, expect a visit from the Opurrta now.  evil:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.