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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 12:16:40 PM »
Easy does it now  lol:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2009, 12:29:24 PM »
I am recovering from the gym and a certain amount of forking in the garden yesterday.
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2009, 12:34:25 PM »
Quote from: tel on March 23, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
I am recovering from the gym and a certain amount of forking in the garden yesterday.

Hope it wasn't caught on camera by Google  eeek:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2009, 12:55:16 PM »
Miss D you have taught me a valuable lesson!  cloud9:

I had a customer with a broken system caused by a lightening strike - out of warranty so I quoted €400 for the likely replacement part (a satellite modem) and €100 for the service call.

Today he calls and wants to drop the part in to save the service call

Meet him in the village, collect the modem and put it on test - it is buggered, deceased, an ex-modem.

Send an e-mail to his Blackberry telling him is is fooked and the replacement is €400 and he calls me straight back...

Customer: No problem, can it wait 'til the first week in April?
Barman: No hurry at all
Customer: I'll pick up the modem this arvo then?
Barman: (thinking of how Miss D tricked him) You want the modem without paying me for it first? I don't think so!
Customer: I'll cancel my subscription then!
Barman: Okay, bye, bye...

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2009, 01:00:26 PM »
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2009, 01:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 23, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2009, 01:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 23, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:

Beware Geeks bearing gifts  whistle:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2009, 01:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Beware Geeks bearing gifts  whistle:

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Can unsought advice be considered a gift and not a donation?  - Whilst I appreciate intelligence and knowledge is a gift , this is personal  to the individual. When this is shared is this a present  rubschin:

This was  more a transfer of data at an appropriate bit rate to a  ignorant end user  lol:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2009, 01:39:31 PM »
Let's not get all philosophical about it ....... the fact remains that if you do owt for nowt ~ do it for the'sen.
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2009, 05:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 23, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
You have to go onto the Intranet site and then raise a request for the IT dept to help you.

 rubschin:

Is it me being a layman, or is there a fundamental flaw in that method of reporting a broken PC?
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2009, 05:54:16 PM »
Well DS ~ If it's you then it's me too. I once phoned my ISP's help line to get a recorded message telling me that I should route my enquiry via their website. Since I wanted to gain information as to why their email service had stopped working that was tricky.  Banghead
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2009, 06:04:35 PM »
"The Digital Age"

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2009, 06:43:56 PM »
Your farm has some very strange  things growing on it  eeek:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2009, 06:56:25 PM »
He got it from the BBC ~ Gnome Service was shutting down.
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #74 on: March 23, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
He got it from the BBC ~ Gnome Service was shutting down.
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