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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 09:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2007, 08:33:45 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 07:56:58 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.

So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 02:32:23 PM »
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 07:36:41 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2007, 08:33:45 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 07:56:58 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.

So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:

Well he hasn't called on me yet evil:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2007, 07:52:28 PM »

did you know he can see your house from his ?

I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:



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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2007, 08:03:45 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 20, 2007, 07:52:28 PM

did you know he can see your house from his ?

I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:





He can see the mountain from his house but not the house.

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(Judge not lest ye be judged .... and all that)
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2007, 12:20:40 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 07:56:58 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?

Bye Berek.    we'll miss you...  sad24:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 06:33:07 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on June 21, 2007, 12:20:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 07:56:58 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?



Can we risk sending him to meet " The Big Boys " ? He may be taken hostage and beheaded on LiveLeak  scared2:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2007, 07:52:06 PM »
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2007, 05:40:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 07:52:06 PM
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
Aim lower...  whistle:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2007, 08:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 07:52:06 PM
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:

I'm 5'10"  whistle:

only because you are the jolly green giant do I look short  eeek:

the good news here is its raining, so my bush will stay awry
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2007, 09:18:19 AM »
I have always, proudly, been exactly 6 ft tall (Well since the age of 18) when the RAF entered that measurement on my 1250 (ID Card) .... Yesterday My GP told me that I am now 5'11" and showed me the xray taken some four weeks ago of my spine.  scared2: Not only am I shrinking but to add to all my other ailments my spine is "crumbling".
He is referring me to a "specialist" ~~~~ Why do I have a vision of a Baldrick like character preparing to "Stretch" me on the Rack?  shocked003
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2007, 09:29:55 AM »
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2007, 09:33:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

There are parts of me that do that too. Sometimes it's the weather ~ sometimes it's stress ~ sometimes it's herself saying NO!
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2007, 09:34:57 AM »
Can't shift those bloodstains!
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Re: Berek: the truth
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2007, 09:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
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