And it's not all about the gifts either.
An ex of mine was working abroad on her birthday so I phoned the hotel and asked what sort of fax machine they had; they confirmed it was a roll rather than sheet fed.
So, I taped together about 20 sheets of A4 landscape paper and painted a mahoosive "Happy Birthday!" banner and then faxed it through during the night.
Breakfast arrived the next morning along with a fax from Mr P ...

Ahhhh.....
