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The Pearly Gates
« on: October 15, 2008, 02:22:59 PM »
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone!', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 02:33:52 PM »
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 01:13:20 PM »
Very poor taste  noooo:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 02:40:32 PM »
Clearly he didn't get it  point:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 03:26:36 PM »
Clearly he didn't get it  point:
Is Nick a Pikey...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 04:04:21 PM »
Don't tempt me  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 08:58:17 AM »
"Pearly" Gates

Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.

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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 09:07:20 AM »
"Pearly" Gates

Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.


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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 09:14:36 AM »
No, it's Lionel Jefferies ::)
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 09:16:08 AM »
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2008, 09:16:36 AM »
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 09:19:50 AM »
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 09:23:33 AM »
I couldn't possibly comment.
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 05:20:43 PM »
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:

He looks more like you though.  whistle:
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2008, 04:08:33 AM »
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:

He looks more like you though.  whistle:
doh:
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