I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who was pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
We call our grandad "Spiderman". It's not because he has super powers - he just finds it hard to get out of the bath.
Whenever I go on the pull, I always look for a woman with a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo and think "here's a bird whose capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
