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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2008, 01:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 01:27:03 PM
Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.

Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
Wake up Nick, WAKE UP!  cussing:

It was all just a dream...  point:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2008, 01:35:15 PM »
No. They are still here!! cussing:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2008, 01:36:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 01:35:15 PM
No. They are still here!! cussing:
You should slap yourself immediately...  whistle:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2008, 01:44:57 PM »
I maintain Mrs Nick for that purpose.  evil:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2008, 04:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 01:27:03 PM
Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.

Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!

Firemen come complete with waterproof waders and ropes is why.  ::)
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2008, 09:38:16 AM »
I have to go there again now. FOr some reason MRs Nick is keen that we get our wills updated  scared2:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2008, 09:48:14 AM »
Look out for piano wire stretched across the top stair  whistle:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2008, 12:18:30 PM »
Bloody receptionists!

I go to the solicitors' office with the documents in an envelope clearly marked for our solicitor. I hand it to the dragon.

Dragon: "Who is it from?"

Me: "Me"

Dragon: "What is your name?"

Me: "All the information is in there for Mr X"

Dragon: "What is it?"

Me: "Documents"

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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2008, 12:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2008, 01:34:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 01:27:03 PM
Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.

Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
Wake up Nick, WAKE UP!  cussing:

It was all just a dream...  point:

No he isnt BM, when Nick dreams he has dreams of a normal life. Things like this only happen to him when he's awake.  whistle:
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2008, 12:24:45 PM »
Quite so!
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2008, 01:09:50 PM »
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2008, 01:12:12 PM »
See also: Tarantulas
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2008, 01:13:24 PM »
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Re: Nick goes to Birkenhead…
« Reply #59 on: September 01, 2008, 01:14:28 PM »
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