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Offline The Moan Ranger

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NEWS FLASH!
« on: August 13, 2008, 10:06:18 AM »
John Darwin went missing again today.

He was last seen in the prison gym on the rowing machine.

 

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Re: NEWS FLASH!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 12:02:23 PM »
John Darwin went missing again today.

He was last seen in the prison gym on the rowing machine.

 

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Offline Just One More

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Re: NEWS FLASH!
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 12:39:21 PM »
More breaking news

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £200 to £300, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: NEWS FLASH!
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 02:22:25 PM »
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