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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 12:05:55 PM »
Mrs TMR (to be) pummelled my bone this morning. Honestly, a man should be allowed a cigarette and a cup of tea before such things...
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:
It obviously didn't or you wouldn't be going back...  noooo:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2008, 12:25:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:

Does Nick Towers have proper wheelchair access?
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2008, 12:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:25:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:

Does Nick Towers have proper wheelchair access?
You think he'll be okay in a wheelchair then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2008, 12:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:25:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:

Does Nick Towers have proper wheelchair access?
You think he'll be okay in a wheelchair then...?  rubschin:



Seems OK
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2008, 12:48:43 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:40:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:25:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:

Does Nick Towers have proper wheelchair access?
You think he'll be okay in a wheelchair then...?  rubschin:



Seems OK
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2008, 12:54:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

OK?
Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:

It worked last time! evil:
It obviously didn't or you wouldn't be going back...  noooo:

The last time was in 1993  evil:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2008, 03:13:00 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2008, 12:05:55 PM
Mrs TMR (to be) pummelled my bone this morning. Honestly, a man should be allowed a cigarette and a cup of tea before such things...

Or at least afterwards.  whistle:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2008, 07:10:58 PM »
SO I have a tree that needs felling and removing.The local chappy is Ebrell.That is his full name. Ebrell.

So I go to his house, where the door is opened by his strange daughter. Mid 40s. Two plaits down almost to her knees. eeek:

"Ebrell", she yells.

Ebrell appears from the back of an adjacent truck. Gnarled. Long white beard.Long white pony tail. He is carrying a chainsaw/

I explain my problem.

He stabs himself in the chest with his index finger. "Ebrell will fix it."

I offer him my phone number.

"Ebrell will write it down"  scared2:

He does!

I tentatively ask about price.

He points at his chest again, "Ebrell is cheap."

With his other hand he vaguely waves the chainsaw about scared2:

He has my number and my address  scared2:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2008, 10:37:25 PM »
You didn't hear 'Duelling Banjo's'  in the background by any chance Nick?

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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2008, 05:08:19 AM »
Ebrell kill Nick...
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2008, 07:25:11 AM »
Ebrell love Nick  eeek:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2008, 07:39:58 AM »
 scared2:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2008, 07:51:42 AM »
"Ebrell chop tree if Nick take Ebrell to see choo-choo in cake shop".
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