Nearly 30 bloody quid for a bottle of wine?!! 
Are you 'avin'a laf ey, are you?  
Almost into friggin 'rug' territory there. 
I was wondering how long it would take for you to read that  
 
 
Your very own personal price rip off watch 
dog bear on the prowl as ever.  

That is 
obscene for a bottle of bloody Merlot. 

?3.99 in the Asda.
Call me a tight arse or whatever you like like, but I WILL NOT be ripped off, and will make my feeling well known and publicised if any one tries it on with me.
Ask Mrs G for further details. 
