Big dinner party here tomorrow, like. 8 coming. ONE is vegetarian  

I said I would do normal food for most of us and something like a fish for her.
Mrs Nick said, 'No. Do veggie for all'
I selected a mushroom stroganoff and have thusly orderd (i hope  

) 2 kilos of mushrooms from Tesco.
Told Mrs Nick.
'What if people don't like mushrooms?' 
 
 
Well they can fook off to the chipshop then, can't they?  
 
 