Dinner tonight

[Barman]

Yet 

Yet... 

[Nick]

You could go into the pebble dashing business  (Just eat some roasted peanuts first)

[Barman]

You could go into the pebble dashing business  (Just eat some roasted peanuts first)

I'm perfectly fine... 

[GROWLER]

I've never ever had a Muscle, but I 'ave 'eard they can be a bit dodgy sometimes.
What they taste like like?
Prawns?

How can you tell though ey....until it's too late and you're having deep and meaningful conversations with God on the big white telephone like?  

I had a crab butty a couple of years ago.
Now that WAS disgustingly shite, grade A*merit distinction.

[Barman]

I've never ever had a Muscle, but I 'ave 'eard they can be a bit dodgy sometimes.
What they taste like like?
Prawns?

How can you tell though ey....until it's too late and you're having deep and meaningful conversations with God on the big white telephone like?  

I had a crab butty a couple of years ago.
Now that WAS disgustingly shite, grade A*merit distinction.

Chewy... taste mostly of wot they are cooked in... cream garlic, etc.

Anyhoo... no trots so far... 

And tonight I'm tempted by the delights of the Fray Bentos tin.... 

[Nick]

Mussels   Garlic bread and salad. Yumster  

[GROWLER]

I've never ever had a Muscle, but I 'ave 'eard they can be a bit dodgy sometimes.
What they taste like like?
Prawns?

How can you tell though ey....until it's too late and you're having deep and meaningful conversations with God on the big white telephone like?  

I had a crab butty a couple of years ago.
Now that WAS disgustingly shite, grade A*merit distinction.

Chewy... taste mostly of wot they are cooked in... cream garlic, etc.

Anyhoo... no trots so far... 

And tonight I'm tempted by the delights of the Fray Bentos tin.... 

Well proper, well 'ard, proper mans grub that.

Chips 'n' peas too don't forget.
Only well 'ard F A T chips too mind.

[Nick]

Growler is a poofter 

[GROWLER]

Mussels   Garlic bread and salad. Yumster  

That include the dreaded LETTUCE leafs too?

Bloody tarts nibbles that is.
Gera proper well 'ard Fray Bentos S&K pie down yer neck, yer great ginger Jessy's pussy.

[GROWLER]

Growler is a poofter 

Yea, that's why all the gerls keep flocking to me...at the air pumps like.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I've never ever had a Muscle, but I 'ave 'eard they can be a bit dodgy sometimes.
What they taste like like?
Prawns?

How can you tell though ey....until it's too late and you're having deep and meaningful conversations with God on the big white telephone like?  

I had a crab butty a couple of years ago.
Now that WAS disgustingly shite, grade A*merit distinction.

Chewy... taste mostly of wot they are cooked in... cream garlic, etc.

Anyhoo... no trots so far... 

And tonight I'm tempted by the delights of the Fray Bentos tin.... 

Well proper, well 'ard, proper mans grub that.

Chips 'n' peas too don't forget.
Only well 'ard F A T chips too mind.

I've still got loadsa new potatoes.... so Fray Bentos, new pots and peas... 

[Uncle Mort]

Growler is a poofter 

Yea, that's why all the gerls keep flocking to me...at the air pumps like.

Probably is, they know they won't get molested like. 

[GROWLER]

Growler is a poofter 

Yea, that's why all the gerls keep flocking to me...at the air pumps like.

Probably is, they know they won't get molested like. 

[Uncle Mort]

Admittedly not one of my better ones.