Dinner tonight

[Snoopy]

SWWLTBO grew up in Scotland (She was born in Essex) and she can't stand haggis.
She can however identify Malts in blind tastings.
When we had a pub she would win many bets against the locals. 





Oh I forgot to mention ~ her favourite tipple is Jura 12yo but she is VERY partial to Glen Turret ...... but that is hard to find outside of Scotland.

[Barman]

I might burn me sausages - does that count...? 

[Pastis]

 

[tel]

We await the return of Messrs Fray and Bentos 

Lidl had them on offer last week, including the curry one.

[Barman]

We await the return of Messrs Fray and Bentos 

Lidl had them on offer last week, including the curry one.

Lidl you say...? 

[tel]

You missed it?

Might still be some left.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

There is a Lidl just down the road from here.

[Barman]

You missed it?

Might still be some left.

I might have to go tomorrer like... 

[Snoopy]

You missed it?

Might still be some left.

I might have to go tomorrer like... 

Buy more wine and beer while you are there.... no point in having a wasted journey if they don't have any pies left. 

[Barman]

You missed it?

Might still be some left.

I might have to go tomorrer like... 

Buy more wine and beer while you are there.... no point in having a wasted journey if they don't have any pies left. 

Ooohhh... I hadn't thought of that... 

[Darwins Selection]

I visited a chum in hospital last week and while following the signs to the ward, passed the staff rest/tea room which had a notice board outside, advertising a Burns supper.

I wish I could have worked the camera in my phone because it was right next to a side corridor with a sign to the burns unit. . .

[Barman]

I visited a chum in hospital last week and while following the signs to the ward, passed the staff rest/tea room which had a notice board outside, advertising a Burns supper.

I wish I could have worked the camera in my phone because it was right next to a side corridor with a sign to the burns unit. . .

 

[Barman]

I visited a chum in hospital last week and while following the signs to the ward, passed the staff rest/tea room which had a notice board outside, advertising a Burns supper.

I wish I could have worked the camera in my phone because it was right next to a side corridor with a sign to the burns unit. . .

Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister, is being shown around a Glasgow hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient and he replies:

"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm; Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm."

Tony, being somewhat confused (very easily done) goes to the next patient and greets him. He replies:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it, but we hae meat and can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."

The third starts rattling off as follows: "Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, wi bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an chase thee, wi murdering pattle!"

Tony turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward is this. A mental ward? "No," replies the doctor, "It's the Burns unit."

 

[Pastis]

Chicken pie 'n' veg 

[Pirate]

I just cooked a chilli...its bland and crap.

and I know why...I usually use baked beans...but tonight I used proper red kidney beans...won't be doing that again...