The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)

[Pastis]

Jane Austen revisited:

Northanger Rabbi  ~  A religious revelation   

Perversion  ~   What you really thought Persuasion was about

[Nick]

http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/The_Natural_Superiority_of_the_Left_Hand.html?id=kBqBQgAACAAJ&redir_esc=y
 

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

[Grumpmeister]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Give her a Dulux catalogue 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or John Major's autobiography 

[Nick]

She wants to be ready for that new mattress 

[Darwins Selection]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Be grateful that she can read at all.

[miss Tchevious]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Give her a Dulux catalogue 

by the sound of recent events, I think you mean a Durex catalogue. 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Give her a Dulux catalogue 

by the sound of recent events, I think you mean a Durex catalogue. 

Catalogue? 
In my day you just had a choice of 3 sizes, Medium, Large and Agricultural. 

[Nick]

In the USA the sizes are Giant, Jumbo and Super Jumbo 

[Darwins Selection]

In the USA the sizes are Giant, Jumbo and Super Jumbo 

But their gallons and ounces are smaller than ours as well.

[Barman]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Give her a Dulux catalogue 

by the sound of recent events, I think you mean a Durex catalogue. 

[Uncle Mort]

The Brat has just asked if she can read 50 Shades of Grey 

Give her a Dulux catalogue 

by the sound of recent events, I think you mean a Durex catalogue. 

She's just ribbing.

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm sure the whole concept of sex will soon lose it's attraction when she realises you have to actually stay awake and expend some energy  ( something she has not been able to do so far in this summer holiday  )