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Offline Nick

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Typo misunderstandings
« on: June 13, 2019, 02:07:17 PM »
There is some sort of get together this evening for some people I was at school with. They are all manically enthusiastic about "reunions". I am not  evil:

I declined the invite.  Janice gets in touch:

Her: Peter H has dropped out tonight and there is a spare place for dinner if you would like to come
Me: Thanks, but I have to go to Warrington to pick up my new car. (this is a lie)
Her: Oh, how lovely! Can I come around in a week or so to see it? Boy or girl?
Me: Girl, Nicole. I had no idea you were that interested. If you are needing more information I could bring her round one day.
Her: Is that wise?
Me: I will try not to destroy this one by dragging her into a ditch  :thumbsup:
Her: WHAT?????

I looked back through the convo and realised I had substituted cat for car.  Janice is a stalwart of the Cats Protection League.  facepalm:
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Re: Typo misunderstandings
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2019, 02:10:30 PM »
There is some sort of get together this evening for some people I was at school with. They are all manically enthusiastic about "reunions". I am not  evil:

I declined the invite.  Janice gets in touch:

Her: Peter H has dropped out tonight and there is a spare place for dinner if you would like to come
Me: Thanks, but I have to go to Warrington to pick up my new car. (this is a lie)
Her: Oh, how lovely! Can I come around in a week or so to see it? Boy or girl?
Me: Girl, Nicole. I had no idea you were that interested. If you are needing more information I could bring her round one day.
Her: Is that wise?
Me: I will try not to destroy this one by dragging her into a ditch  :thumbsup:
Her: WHAT?????

I looked back through the convo and realised I had substituted cat for car.  Janice is a stalwart of the Cats Protection League.  facepalm:


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Re: Typo misunderstandings
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2019, 02:43:10 PM »
There is some sort of get together this evening for some people I was at school with. They are all manically enthusiastic about "reunions". I am not  evil:

I declined the invite.  Janice gets in touch:

Her: Peter H has dropped out tonight and there is a spare place for dinner if you would like to come
Me: Thanks, but I have to go to Warrington to pick up my new car. (this is a lie)
Her: Oh, how lovely! Can I come around in a week or so to see it? Boy or girl?
Me: Girl, Nicole. I had no idea you were that interested. If you are needing more information I could bring her round one day.
Her: Is that wise?
Me: I will try not to destroy this one by dragging her into a ditch  :thumbsup:
Her: WHAT?????

I looked back through the convo and realised I had substituted cat for car.  Janice is a stalwart of the Cats Protection League.  facepalm:


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Re: Typo misunderstandings
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2019, 10:12:43 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D lol: