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Offline Nick

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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 03:54:30 PM »
That's it!! eeek:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 06:44:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
So now it has been installed. Huge Propane gas canister for The Boy to fiddle with  scared2:

I asked how it worked.

They said that the trap has a device in it which converts the Propane to Carbon Dioxide  rubschin:

I asked why they didn't just use a canister of Carbon Dioxide.

They couldn't answer that.

Most perplexing. Has anyone got any idea what this device is?

Did you request this device Nick in the first place next - who's paying for it??????
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 06:45:30 PM »
No.They are paying for it. I am being part of an experiment  happy088
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 06:51:20 PM »
And what incentive was there for you to agree to this - how did they win you or Mrs Nick over???

- £10 off your Council Tax
- Highlighted that if it blew up could cause damage to your neighbours property
- your community needs you propoganda
- or this is a new toy / gadget do you fancy playing with it Mr Nick  lol:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2008, 06:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2008, 06:51:20 PM
And what incentive was there for you to agree to this - how did they win you or Mrs Nick over???

- £10 off your Council Tax
- Highlighted that if it blew up could cause damage to your neighbours property
- your community needs you propoganda
- or this is a new toy / gadget do you fancy playing with it Mr Nick  lol:

Miss D's here  cloud9:

This better not be something Captain Calamity fancies playing with. Nick-o-rays and propane gas are not a healthy combination  scared2:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2008, 07:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2008, 06:55:51 PM

Miss D's here  cloud9:

This better not be something Captain Calamity fancies playing with. Nick-o-rays and propane gas are not a healthy combination  scared2:

It has warning signs on it - he has been told not too............................ it is only a matter of time GM  noooo:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2008, 07:05:36 PM »
If he decides to lug it anywhere near the microwave I'm heading for safer climes, Iraq sounds good this time of year  eeek:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2008, 07:32:58 PM »
Our reward should be a mosquito free garden all summer. The mozzies round here are hard bastards!!
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2008, 08:22:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2008, 07:32:58 PM
The mozzies round here are hard bastards!!

Thats exposure to Nick-o-rays for you. Don't make them angry, you wouldn't like them when they are angry...  scared2:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2008, 10:56:32 AM »
I am covered in effing mosquito bites! evil:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2008, 10:57:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2008, 10:56:32 AM
I am covered in effing mosquito bites! evil:
They like soot...  whistle:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2008, 10:58:31 AM »
Must be the lurex
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2008, 11:00:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
Must be the lurex
The soot I tell you! It attracts them - well known fact like...  whistle:
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Re: Local council numpties
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2008, 11:09:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
Must be the lurex
Well at least you won't get pregnant.
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