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WIMMIN!
« on: May 11, 2008, 01:06:55 PM »
So The Boy has a tennis lesson to go to this morning at a location about 10 miles from here.Mrs Nick says she will take him and off they go.I mope around for a bit and then decide to go out. Exit house, lock door, go to open car. Car not there  eeek:

Mkrs Nick's car, however, is there! rubschin:

Why has she gone in my car? She hates my car? WHat is wrong with her car? rubschin:

Return to house. The phone rings. It is she. "The tennis is cancelled."

"Well come back then."

"I can't. Your car door is jammed open."  rubschin: eeek:

"OK (calmly). I will drive over there in your car and sort it out."

"You can't. My car keys are in my pocket." cussing: cussing: cussing:

I get a taxi!

When we get there I inspect the door. She has locked it open. I press the Unlocky button on the key fob and gently close the "jammed" door.

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Mrs Nick is enraged by this. angry041:

I send her back in the taxi whilst I go off to a safe distance.

The taxi ride costs her £26 spider:
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 01:17:15 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001


You have brightened a dull day. Thank you ......... and do thank Mrs Nick (when, if ever, it is safe to so do)
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 01:18:24 PM »
Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 01:31:36 PM »
Just for once she has not mentioned the matter since I got back.She may be learning! lol:

That's worrying ~ she must be plotting some dire vengeance  scared2:
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 01:32:56 PM »
Well that is her normal state!
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 01:38:06 PM »
Stick to bus, lot easier an cheaper!  eyes:
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 01:39:25 PM »
I will tell her that. The bus here on Sundays is once every 2 hours and it doesn't go to the right place! (It only goes to Scallypool)
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 01:48:15 PM »
I lucky bus stop located 1 min from house buses every ten mins! Glad all that running round after kids is finished, hopefully they be running after me soon (be a long wait they in all various parts of country)
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 02:14:39 PM »
You have a "lucky bus stop"? rubschin:
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 02:15:55 PM »
When I was a kid we used to reckon that bus tickets whose numbers added up to 21 were lucky.
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 02:16:26 PM »
Mrs TG is 47 noooo:
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Re: WIMMIN!
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 02:20:37 PM »
Which adds up to 11  whistle:
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 02:21:06 PM »
Which adds up to 11  whistle:
Which adds up to.. two...  whistle:
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 02:22:09 PM »
Good grief!

I am going totty spotting now eveilgrin:
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 03:31:56 PM »
Mrs TG is 47 noooo:

Oopppppssss an here's me trying to say me only 25!
Yep lucky bustop it is when you dont have a car..dam lucky it near my abode too....
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