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Hangovers
« on: May 24, 2007, 04:21:07 PM »
A friend of mine says that a hangover is a ?receipt? for the good time you had the night before. He says that without the ?receipt? you?d soon forget what a great time you had?

Well I have the hugest ?receipt? today and I?d be quite happy to forget all about last night?s merriment.

Why do we do it?  noooo:
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 05:02:11 PM »
Why do we do it?  noooo:

Well, in contemporary parlance I suppose it's because they're there confused:

But I think the receipt thing's true... I have a large file of them... wondering if I can claim the VAT back lol:
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 05:08:45 PM »
Some Oral ......Electrolyte.


 
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The worst symptoms of a hangover are caused by a certain little mistress of morning misery known as Dee Hydration, so its not exactly rocket science to figure out that rehydration remedies might be the best cure of all. This, dearest Barman will help restore the balance of sugars, salts and fluids in your body. Bloody brilliant dontcha fink?
Try it, I suggest getting some pre drinking sessions in first though, so that you are prepared and don't have to crawl to a chemist in your oh so fragile state.
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 05:52:56 PM »
Oral ......Electrolyte.
Is this some fetish for sucking batteries?
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 06:09:09 PM »
Doubtless!

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 06:57:44 PM »
A friend of mine says that a hangover is a ?receipt? for the good time you had the night before. He says that without the ?receipt? you?d soon forget what a great time you had?

Well I have the hugest ?receipt? today and I?d be quite happy to forget all about last night?s merriment.

Why do we do it?  noooo:

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 08:20:14 AM »
I am out for dinner with friends this evening and then a wedding tomorrow night. I am seeing a massive hangover on Sunday.  sick2:

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 08:41:58 AM »
I have a non-alcohol hangover this morning ? that?s how bad I was on Wednesday night. Still, out again this evening?  noooo:
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 09:19:38 AM »
What are these hangovers of which you speak, the only thing I feel the morning after is a little tired and a craving for a fry up  eyes:
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 09:24:53 AM »
You feel like this...



And sometimes do this...

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 09:31:08 AM »
How many times have we all said 'never again'  confused:

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 09:37:06 AM »
How many times have we all said 'never again'  confused:
Rhetorical?  doh:
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 09:38:48 AM »
How many times have we all said 'never again'  confused:
Rhetorical?  doh:
Now I say that a lot.
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 12:40:15 PM »
It's weird tho...sometimes you have very little and get a MASSIVE hangover, other times you have lots and you feel fine!!! confused:

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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 01:05:28 PM »
It's weird tho...sometimes you have very little and get a MASSIVE hangover, other times you have lots and you feel fine!!! confused:
A little you say?  rubschin:
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