A man had goal mouth tickets for the Cup Final. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
'No,' he says, 'The seat is empty.'
'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the cup final and not use it?'
He says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't
been together since we got married.
'Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?'
The man shakes his head and says, 'No, they're all at the funeral.'
