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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 05:58:36 AM »
The answer to the first is no and the second? unquantifiable.


Robert Heinlein's take on the subject:

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Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing -- and you don't have to go home in the cold.
 
But it's lonely. 

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 07:38:03 AM »
This thread is going downhill fast, come along now chaps, pull yourselves together.  noooo:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 08:31:57 AM »
You're right DS, a bit of effort and things will perk up.
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 09:48:31 AM »
 whistle:
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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 06:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
I don't think I shall look in here again.  eeek: Could all get a bit messy and I am wearing new shoes.

Not to worry you but I noticed that Baldymort vanished almost immediately after you said you were wearing new shoes......  eeek:
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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2008, 06:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2008, 06:40:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
I don't think I shall look in here again.  eeek: Could all get a bit messy and I am wearing new shoes.

Not to worry you but I noticed that Baldymort vanished almost immediately after you said you were wearing new shoes......  eeek:

Shaving his palms prolly.  noooo:
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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2008, 06:55:07 PM »
Explains where the hair transplant has been coming from  whistle:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2008, 08:43:39 PM »
Would it be wrong to state that I am currently apparently improving my health whilst simultaneously posting on this forum? Blessed indeed is the BlackBerry. As is House - nothing better than knocking one out over a surgical drama....
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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2008, 08:45:30 PM »
Cuddy.  cloud9:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Bashing your bishop is good for you!
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2008, 08:50:10 PM »
And don't forget what starts at 11 o'clock...

Shocking detail... Though intruiging...
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