Does anybody want to hear about my day? 
No. PISS off. You gonna talk all bloody cheerful like that flamin' Wench did yesterday.

I really cannot stand happy cheerful optomistic people who permanently go 'round with a ridiculous smile on their faces, happy with 'their lot', and everything around them.
Get REAL. The world and all it's associated bits, is pure unaldulterated utter utter utter utter SHITE.
BTW, I've now got a dose of 'man flu' coming on, just in time for the weekend.
My cup of overwhelming deep and glutonous heavenly joy, doth overflow with copious amounts of unparralleled never witnessed before happiness.