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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2008, 08:36:49 AM »
And pray, what was the explanation? eyes:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2008, 08:39:35 AM »
And pray, what was the explanation? eyes:

I told her that they must have fallen out of our laundry basket that I had picked up from the local washarama and that the dozy bint that ran it often got peoples stuff mixed up.

I don't think she believed me but if you lie big enough, often enough etc.


But if people will go snooping around under the seats of my car they have only themselves to blame for what they find!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2008, 08:40:44 AM »
That's what you told her evil:. What was the explanation? eyes:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2008, 08:41:01 AM »
For shame Snoopy! FOR SHAME!

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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2008, 08:43:05 AM »
That's what you told her evil:. What was the explanation? eyes:

I'd been having it off with with the barmaid at the pub next door to the launderette.



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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2008, 08:44:43 AM »
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2008, 08:45:16 AM »
No barmaid is safe with SNoopy eveilgrin:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2008, 10:15:34 AM »
I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!

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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2008, 10:27:55 AM »
That thought had crossed my mind too!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2008, 10:47:43 AM »
I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!

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Her bloody hair you dolts!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #100 on: April 01, 2008, 11:06:24 AM »
My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #101 on: April 01, 2008, 11:08:29 AM »
My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
What, your black eye and broken nose?  point:

No ~ the knickers were black tho'
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #102 on: April 01, 2008, 11:10:41 AM »
My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.
What, your black eye and broken nose?  point:
No ~ the knickers were black tho'
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #103 on: April 01, 2008, 01:19:11 PM »
There was a delicate frill as I recall.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #104 on: April 01, 2008, 02:04:40 PM »
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